Something Fun

My friend Janine put this on her Facebook.  She was in my MBA class at Chicago Booth.  We can all use a little fun.

Come on someone, do this with me! Here it goes…
Tattoos……………………No  (not too many in my generation do)
Piercings………………… 0 (I hate needles)
Marriages…………………1 (thankfully)
Divorces…………………… 0 (even more thankful, my wife is a saint)
Children……………………2 (Girls)
Surgeries………………….. 3
Shot a gun………………… Yes  (And I hunt)
Shot a bow and arrow……Yes (I used to be pretty good at this)
Quit a job………………….. Yes
Went to prom………No
Flown on a plane……….. Yes
Piloted a plane……No (held the controls of a glider though)
Jumped out of a plane……No
100+miles in a car……… Yes  (we have driven all over the Midwest the last four years)
Hit a deer…………………… No  (thank goodness no, but close a couple of times)
Gone zip lining…………… Yes (In Mexico. Once is enough)
Cried over someone…… Yes
Fell in love…………………. Yes
Skipped school…………… Yes (1 class in college, see below)
Dunked…….Yes (and blew wide open dunks in games)
Watched someone give birth….Yes (twice)
Watched someone die…….No  (and don’t want to)
Stayed up all night till the sun came up…..Yes (It’s a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday)
Been to Canada………..No  (amazingly, been really close)
Ridden in an ambulance…… No (thankfully)
Been to Asia……………..Yes (3 times)
Been to Australia………..No
Been to Antarctica, or Arctic..No (Hey, I have to pay for my travel)
Been to Africa…………..Yes! (life changing)
Been to Hawaii?…………. Yes (loved it)
Been to Europe…………… Yes (loved it)
Been to Central America…….No
Been to South America……No
Been to Washington D.C……. Yes  (many times and sat on the balcony outside of the Speakers office)

Visited Florida…………….. Yes (played shuffleboard in God’s Waiting Room)
Visited Mexico…………Yes
Visited Las Vegas……. Yes (only once)
Sang karaoke………….. Yes (badly, Jimmy Buffett my go to)
Had a pet(s)……………. Yes (I love dogs)
Been sledding on big hill……. Yes
Been downhill skiing………….. Yes (one time)
Been Surfing……No
Typed on a manual typewriter…..Yes (And used lots of white out)

Rode a motorcycle……..Yes
Driven faster than 100 MPH….Uh, yes
Rode a horse…………………. Yes  (It wasn’t pretty)
Donated blood.……………….. Yes (and need to do this more often, hope you do to)
Driven a stick shift…………. Yes
Eaten Durian and lived to tell……Yes
Rode in the back of a police car… Yes (see below)
Been in combat…………………….No  (Thank God, and thanks to those that have)


If you want to play, copy and paste it in the comments. … Change the answers to fit your life.

Here are a couple of explanations:

I never cut classes.  In high school I was even nervous on Senior Ditch Day when we were supposed to cut classes.  In college, I never missed a class-except once.  The lowest hourly load I took all through college was 15 credit hours second semester senior year.  The rest of the time I carried 18 hours or more.   My wife’s sorority sister and I had a marketing class together.  It conflicted with the “All My Children” episode where Jennie and Greg got married.  We flipped a quarter in the air.  Heads we ditched, tails we ditched. If it landed on its side, we went to class.  It was very close to landing on its side.  We marched straight into Kam’s.  So glad there wasn’t Instagram et al back in the day.

I did get to ride in the back of a police car once.  We were all young traders back in the day.  It was late at night and we were “extending” our Holiday Party.  My clerk got tossed out of America’s Bar.  He snuck back in.  I had just ordered an Old Style and all the bouncers were tossing the entire party out.  I smuggled the Old Style out in my overcoat jacket.  I was standing on the street and felt a handcuff around my wrist.  Uh-oh.  Chicago is not New Orleans.   My friend opened the sun roof on the limo he rented and screamed, “Take the cuffs off him you piece of &^%$.”  Everyone into the paddy wagon.

When we got to the station we were booked, but not finger printed.  Our charge was, “Yelling obscenities in a crowd”.  On the way out, an officer asked if we wanted to donate to a raffle “in support of an officer’s family.”  Of course, we emptied our wallets.  Hey, we were born at night, but not last night, and this was Chicago.  Money talks. We ended up that evening at The Limelight.

It wasn’t my best moment, but at least we can look back and laugh on it.  No one was harmed, no one was fouled.  I have a gazillion stories from the trading floor.

What have you done off the above list that was fun or crazy?

  • Dan Kunze

    I got arrested outside of Wrigley Field way back in the day. Same result – “donation” made, and they let me go.

    • Gee, how could you get into trouble outside Wrigley? Remember the Wild Hare and Singing Armadillo Frog Sanctuary?

  • Dan Kunze

    OK, I will play.

    Tattoos……………………No
    Piercings………………… 0
    Marriages…………………1
    Divorces…………………… 0
    Children……………………2 (Girls)
    Surgeries………………….. 1
    Shot a gun………………… Yes
    Shot a bow and arrow……Yes
    Quit a job………………….. Yes
    Went to prom………No
    Flown on a plane……….. Yes
    Piloted a plane……No
    Jumped out of a plane……No
    100+miles in a car……… Yes
    Hit a deer……………………Yes – Hey, I live in Wisconsin
    Gone zip lining…………… No – fear of heights
    Cried over someone…… Yes
    Fell in love…………………. Yes
    Skipped school…………… Yes
    Dunked…….No
    Watched someone give birth….Yes (twice)
    Watched someone die…….Yes (sadly I was there when my Father passed last March) I don’t recommend this to anyone.
    Stayed up all night till the sun came up…..Yes
    Been to Canada………..No
    Ridden in an ambulance……No
    Been to Asia……………..No
    Been to Australia………..No
    Been to Antarctica, or Arctic..No
    Been to Africa…………..No
    Been to Hawaii?………….No
    Been to Europe…………… Yes – I want to spend Summers in southern France hopefully someday
    Been to Central America…….No
    Been to South America……No
    Been to Washington D.C……. No
    Visited Florida…………….. Yes
    Visited Mexico…………Yes – does Tijuana count?
    Visited Las Vegas……. Yes several times
    Sang karaoke………….. No, no and no.
    Had a pet(s)……………. Yes
    Been sledding on big hill……. Yes
    Been downhill skiing………….. Yes (one time – it was a shitshow and I will never do it again)
    Been Surfing……No
    Typed on a manual typewriter…..Yes
    Rode a motorcycle……..Not legally
    Driven faster than 100 MPH….Yes – got to drive a friend’s racecar once
    Rode a horse…………………. Yes – I suck at this
    Donated blood.……………….. No
    Driven a stick shift…………. Yes
    Eaten Durian and lived to tell……Don’t know what it is so I will say no.
    Rode in the back of a police car… Yes
    Been in combat…………………….No

    Overall, a pretty boring life compared to some, but a love and fun filled one compared to others.

    • May we all lead boring lives filled with love and fun!

  • Aaron

    People are so stupid to post personal stuff like this, how many of these are the challenge questions to reset your passwords? SMH